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Lady Gaga claims she spends hours coordinating her attire?

Or hours coordinating her face to go with her ridiculous outfits? This outfit looks like she spent the afternoon cleaning mychimney. On her way out of my chimney apparently her pants got snagged on a brick and ripped off. I don’t exactly know how to explain her bra being on the outside of her clothes. Is this girl for real? The cotton ball for hair and mask of black lace make this coordinated outfit just that more ridiculous. Can you believe she wore this to the Ace Awards?